Evil Evil Patrixxx, A Fanfiction

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Evil Patrixxx looked at the evil evil stuff in his hands and felt evil.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his really evil surroundings. He had always loved evil evil bikini bottom with its encouraging, elated evil krusty krab. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel evil.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Evil Spongeboxxx. Spongeboxxx was an evil evil with evil dicks and evil dik-diks.
Spongeboxxx gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an evil, evil, piss drinker with evil dicks and evil dik-diks. His friends saw him as an encouraging, elated evil. Once, he had even fucked a dead, evil fish guy.
But not even an evil person who had once fucked a dead, evil fish guy, was prepared for what Spongeboxxx had in store today.
The evil teased like cooking sponge, making Patrixxx evil.
As Patrixxx stepped outside and Spongeboxxx came closer, he could see the gloopy glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want evil jellyfishing," Spongeboxxx bellowed, in an evil tone. He slammed his fist against Patrixxx's chest, with the force of 1671 cats. "I frigging love you, Evil Patrixxx."
Patrixxx looked back, even more evil and still fingering the evil evil stuff. "Spongeboxxx, ur a sponge," he replied.
They looked at each other with evil feelings, like two smiling, shrill star eviling at a very evil evil orgy, which had HEAVY METAL HAIL SATAN music playing in the background and two evil uncles being evil to the beat.
Patrixxx regarded Spongeboxxx's evil dicks and evil dik-diks. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.
"Hmph," pondered Spongeboxxx.
"Please?" begged Patrixxx with puppy dog eyes.
Patrixxx looked evil, his body blushing like a melted, manky more evil stuff.
Then Spongeboxxx came inside for a nice drink of piss.
THE END